You don't run to the town-crier about a paper-cut.
No matter how deep it may run, and how much of an irritant it is, the truth is that it's a shallow wound. And until it becomes something, it is nothing. And to make much-ado-about-nothing is simply bad Shakesperean philosophy. Not to mention will get you not-much-sympathy and possibly a recommendation to a shrink-or-two.
Point is, you have nothing to say, because there is nothing to talk about, since nothing happened.
And you need to remember that.