January 30, 2013

Dear esteemed Client,

I hate you.

You - and all the other unintelligent, micro-managing, messed-up un-professional idiots out there - are the reason why it's going to be such a pleasure to hand your uninteresting work over to some other unfortunate soul and say hasta-la-vista-baby (or some such overused, trite good-bye phrase).

Point is, with every annoying phone call, you validate my decision to quit.

Thank you for all that you do.

Warm regards,

Me.

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