"You may do something today that you have been waiting to do for a very long time. It is a day of revolution, and you intend your love life to be revolutionized in a big way. No half measures; no unfulfilled intentions. The time you have been waiting for is beckoning - put on your glad rags and be the best you've ever been."
I say, "yeh-cheez! It's about effing time I was the best I've ever been"
then I begin to wonder, err, what exactly am I supposed to be doing today to revolutionize my life?
super-sigh and good-morning all.