October 18, 2010

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Subject: Fw: The Pakistani Miners.
Date : Sat, 16 Oct 2010 23:14:50 -0700 (PDT)

The rescue of the Chilean miners trapped 600 feet below the earth for almost 70 days was really dramatic. Life still has value in some countries!

It got me thinking, what the situation might have been had these miners been Pakistanis.....

To start off, of the 30 odd miners, half of them would have been killed within the first 48 hours by the other half over arguments as to who among them was responsible for the collapse of the mine. And if rescue did come, they would be pulling each other down to be the first one out!

Meanwhile, on the surface. . .

Rehman Malik would have announced within the first few moments of the incident that all the miners were dead, only to retract his statement later.

Zardari would be enjoying life wining and dining in his chateau.

The Prime Minster could have come out with his usual statement that if such an incident had taken place, he was not aware of it.

Nawaz Sharif would first join hands with the PPP in saving the lives of the miners and then turn against his "bhai" alleging that this was a plot to gain votes.

Imran Khan would be blaming the Americans for the collapse of the mine.

Altaf Hussain would want the government to hand over the rescue operation to the army.

Ejaz Butt would be trying to figure out who would lead the rescue team.

A Geo reporter would be the first person to reach the miners.

Hamid Mir would have uncovered corruption and mismanagement of funds allocated to the rescue plan and traced the amount to Zardari's account in some Swiss Bank.

Iftkhar Chaudhry would launch an investigation to find out if any of the miners had benefited from the NRO.

The police would try to stop the miners lawyers from reaching the site, resulting in a clash and "the law" of the country would beat the crap out of each other.

And while the rescue shuttle, which is probably a rusted barrel tied with a worn out rope being pulled (remember it's load shedding time) by an old undernourished overworked donkey with flies on his wounds, is lowered into the ground, an American drone bombs the place, killing not only the miners but their families as well. Mission accomplished. Militants who were trying to dig their way into Europe before swimming to the USA killed!

Rehman Malik: "The miners were already dead before the drone bombing."


dudmak said...

i LOVED it! loolll so true yet so sad!

Anonymous said...

This broke my heart somehow..

How do we know said...

ROTFL.. my thots exactly.. if this was in india, no way the miners would have been saved.. correction.. no way the incident would even reach regional news, forget abt national and international.