October 13, 2010

Ali G, who makes surgical instruments, has offered to make me my very own emasculator. According to him, and I quote, armed with this essential veterinary equipment I shall soon be well on my way ensuring that Peter Pans around me become Peter-less Pans. As much as I appreciate the gesture, Ali (and I do) I can't help but feel that the last thing I need is yet another excuse for crazy thrill-seeker types to look me up, and the more, err, stable (and desirable) male-of-the-species to run far-far away from the mad woman. That said, my very own emasculator. Betcha none of you has ever been offered such an interesting present! :P

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