August 30, 2010
Lord V’s government is a delight-a-day. Guess what they’ve been upto aaj? The News tells us that our esteemed government has requested the British to sharaafat-se hand over Mr. Shamim Khan (otherwise known as the babaji-who-threw-the-shoe) to the PPP, sorry, Pakistani authorities. Say’s the government that Mr. Khan was (and always has been) wanted for murder in his native Palai Gala of Sehnsa Subdivision in Azad Kashmir. Apparently, in his former life this dangerous-dangerous man has been attempting (though not very successfully) murders of local policemen. His nefarious past caught up with him the day he took the evil decision to lob a shoe at Lord V. Immediately, our cunning Ministry of the Interior put-two-and-two together and connected the shoe-thrower of today to the murderer of yesterday. And since justice-loving Pakistan will never tolerate that a villain of his stature live free and prosper they have very-properly issued a notice to UK for immediate extradition. Very-soon, my darlings, this blot on the Pakistani escutcheon will be brought home and made to pay for all his various crimes. In the meantime we shall all live happily-ever-after. The-End.