I have a sign at the back of my head. A sign I can't see, can't read, can't remove but know for a fact is there. The sign is an open invitation to all Pakistani men of the lecherous variety (with added emphasis on those over the age of forty-five) to hit on me. Those who work in government offices seem to be most acutely conscious of this sign, which compels them to immediately launch into action.
For the sake of my continued sanity I think I need to take some time to hunt for, and locate this goddamn sign. To replace it - once found - with another one that says 'lechers need not apply'.