June 23, 2010

The wonders of a flattering facebook picture include messages such as the one below:

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Kamran Shan June 24, 2010 at 2:47am
Subject: =)**
ITs HArd to Stop urSELf to POst By Going through Beautiful ppl out here ..
I DId my JOB .. BOth as Posting u & Flatery aswel.. =P
Im aTrAcTd to you so stroNgly, sCienTists will haVe to deVelOp a fiFth fuNdamEntal fOrce... =) LOLXXX
I Hope now v can tawk Further ..lol
Supp ..?

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'Supp' indeed. *sigh*

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

The guy needs to learn the use of proper English if he's interested in communicating with you ;)

Pesto Sauce said...

Facebook flatters

Huma Imtiaz said...

sounds like an absolute catch. you must marry him z!

Fawad said...

Huma please marry my best friend Javed. he works in your office and is absolutely smitten by you. he's just too shy to work up the courage and ask you out so please be the bigger person and take him out on date. I am even willing to sponsor this excursion!

Roshni said...

a fifth fundamental force.. lmaooo... =P dang y0

Salman Latif said...

It's an exacting strain to read through that past anyway, let alone deciphering that non-sense *disgruntled*

Saif said...

I wish I could tawk to girls like dat 2.
Or is it make fraandship I'm thinking of?

God love your patience, Z!

Opinionated Jaahil said...

Hahaha my friend got the EXACT SAME message. Wow. This message must be a gem or something.

littlemissjuicy said...

i'm so jealous.

Marina said...

I had the exact same message FROM the same guy sent to me recently lol!
Are you going to fight me for him, Xeb? =D

Deepak Iyer said...

That must be Kamran's masterpiece. No wonder he's using that on everyone.

Anywho, I can hear wedding bells .....

How do we know said...

ROTFL. pls pls tawk to him some more.. u will get enuff material for a complete humour book... and then u will be rich!! heeeheeehaaahaaahaaawwwwwww..

Hina Saleem said...

OMG!!! I got the SAME message from the same freaking person!!! Hes kinda kiddy looking wearing a black T-shirt in his dp!! I dont believe this..he copied pasted the same message to many girls..how desperately sad is this:\:\

I have been following your blog for around 2 years and NEVER before have I felt this strong an urge to post a comment!!:P

kamran said...

girls are reacting in a way that i promised them to merry them =p
and i like the typing short words so its kind of proper english and its kind of funny msg i dnt see anything wrong wth it =p and its nt sad=p

Anonymous said...

@kamran: "I dnt see anything wrong with it".. apparently the girls do!

kamran said...

does this post says anything wrong i mean in a disrespect way??

Shankar said...

You see, despite his lack, he does have poetry in his words.

You've got to remember, even Shakespeare spelt words as he saw fit, and made them, as he went along. He could be the next bard.