Earth's not too happy with us these days. Which is a pity, since she's all we've got. Maybe it's time we woke up to the realization that the USS Enterprise is not (in our lifetimes at any rate) going to whisk us to another universe, and begin taking a little more care of this world. Then again, humanity's capacity to learn from their (or their predecessors') mistakes is woefully limited. Methinks poor Earth is somewhat doomed.
Oh well, Happy Birthday anyway Mother Earth. Too bad your children suck.