Thank you. Good bye.
Please see below list of requirements in response to specific queries/comments:
Religion: Not particularly important to self, however the mother and the grandmother would get antsy over the non-Muslim bit. If you aim to please beyond self then please send Shia (preferably my sub-sub-sect) Muslim candidates my way. Thanks.
Gender: Most definitely male. Anything else would not work too well for the matrimonial cause. Thanks.
Location: Does not really matter. I like planes and I like traveling. Nomads are fine too. And Gypsies are kind of hot (in the grand scheme of things). (Ps: As much as I love the motherland - and in isolated moments I really do - I have no objection to a strategic passport change. In fact, not being rejected for visas at large would most definitely be a plus)
Profession: As elaborated on in response to an earlier comment: "they don't have to be accountants either. According to Uncle Raghavan (whose prophecy is now a plague) they could be financiers, or possible businessmen (of the venture capitalist kind) or even actors with a degree in accounting. Really the possibility is limitless, however dismal the probabilities may seem at present."