February 9, 2010

If I was a genie (which I might be) and you rubbed the lamp (shame on you for thinking anything inappropriate here) and I decided to grant you any three wishes (because I'm in a generous sort of mood),

What would you want?

21 comments:

Ali said...

1. Insane amounts of Money that no one knows about. Preferably something like a un-taxable un-NAB-able bank account.

2. A body like leonidas in The 300. That I don't have to work to maintain.

3. A perfect memory.

Anonymous said...

1. dying...
2. a lonely...
3. death

Xeb said...

Ali: Are you sure you want the perfect memory?

Anon: Err, you WANT to die a lonely death? How utterly morbid.

Anonymous said...

why r u being so judgmental xeb...i thought all wishes were fair game

Xeb said...

Anon: They are. But I hope - for your sake - that no one is out there granting yours in this particular instance :)

Anonymous said...

ur being very mean...*sniff*

Xeb said...

Dear blog,

Why do you always attract the weirdos? Why?

- Xeb

BLOG said...

becoz even weirdos need a safe haven and unfortunately for u I can never be a chick or a dick magnet...

ordered-chaos said...

1) my best friend to get healthy
2)my loves ones to be safe and happy
3) the 1000th

Xeb said...

Dear Blog,

Let me remind you that I decide what you may or may not be. And furthermore, you may 'not' use crude language while addressing me. Please don't forget how easy it is for me to negate your existence.

Incidentally, should you be in touch with annoying-anons, could you also ask them not to presume? I dislike it when they force me to censor comments almost as much as I dislike unnecessarily crudity tossed in my face.

Many thanks,

- Xeb

Xeb said...

OC: The 1000th? :P Genie does not compute!

BLOG said...

yes yes i know the drill. you are the master, i am the serf and my very existence was created in ur image yada yada yada. but Excellency can i please continue to entertain annoying-anons post heavy afternoon meals amidst a haze of khati dakars and severe constipation...

Xeb said...

Blog: In a word, 'no'.

How do we know said...

LOL. NOT at the post.. at the very animated interaction bet anon and xeb...:-)

Anonymous said...

1) You
2) You
and
3) You

Xeb said...

HDWK: Annoying anons will be the death of me! Witness one below! :S

Anon: There is only one of me. There is no way I can give you three of me. Sorry.

Deepak Iyer said...

An end to such posts !! [:)]

Of course, I kid. We're here to indulge you. Except when you do something good [:P]

P.S. : I'm not sure I got my comment either.

Xeb said...

Err... :P

Ali said...

deepak is significantly cool, I've noticed.

Xeb said...

Ali, I do not appreciate how you think the man who makes it his mission in life to be mean to me is cool. I feel very unloved at this moment.

Sigh.

ordered-chaos said...

That may precisely be the reason he hasnt found his way , yet!!!!

PS: Kipling, does that ring a bell :P