November 10, 2009
According to this article in today's Telegraph, "Bloodless President Barack Obama makes Americans wistful for George W Bush". Apparently, US citizens (not the sharpest pencils in the coloring box) have started longing for some good-ol Texan drama instead of the (somewhat) studied nonchalance of current White House resident. I completely agree with my American friends. So-much-so that in a generous display of goodwill from Pakistan to America, I offer to facilitate a Presidential exchange. Lord V, I speculate, will keep the Amreekan populace much entertained. And for America's sake (and America's sake only) us poor Pakistani's will struggle to overcome the loss of our President and endeavor to make do with poor, uninteresting Obama instead.