So, in case anyone had any doubts about the matter, filum-star Meera is not-not-not married. Or so she says, here. Not that she's short of offers mind you, or so she says. She has as many offers as Angelina Jolie, or Madonna, lest you think otherwise (shame-on-you-if-you-underestimate-Meera-jee), but unlike them, our very own Lollywood superstar is vestal-virgin-pure despite her stardom. Or so she says. And she's not in the least bit upset at being embroiled in a shady marital scandal. It's her delicate constitution that causes this strange display of histrionics. Or so she says.