September 16, 2009

Good morning! :)




10 comments:

~*~ Jal Pari ~*~ said...

lol thats hilarious

P.s. nice blog.

Xeb said...

Thanks :)

Desert Mystery said...

lol indeed

Deepak Iyer said...

ROTFL !!!

Now can you pliss translate ?

A Wandering Soul! said...

lol awechum! =p

Ubaid said...

:D

Xeb said...

Deepak: Don't you have any friends who can read Urdu? Shame on you for not cultivating this essential resource! :P

To transliterate (because its just not as funny when its in English, and I assume you know Hindi):

Joke 1: Aik aurat jannat ke farishte say boli: Mera mikkah meray dunya walay shoher say karwado. Farishta bola: Nikha to karwa doonga, pehlay koi molvi to jannat may ajayay!

Joke 2:
Faqeer (Beggar): 10 rupiye day do sahab, chai piyoonga.
Man: Chai toh paanch ki aati hai.
Faqeer: Girlfriend bhi peeyay gi.
Man: Faqeer ne bhi girlfriend banali?
Faqeer: Nai Sahab, girlfriend ne faqeer banadiya.

Deepak Iyer said...

I do some random female bloggers who know Urdu, so that's enough for the time being [:)]

Thanks for the translation. Much appreciation. Jokes were funny too.

Lonely Perverted Soul said...

niicee...

brok3n said...

the molvi one is funny... in a sad way. Whats up with our molvis man.......=/