August 27, 2009

Early morning chuckles...
Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several of London's motorway services.
Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Hamid, on the other hand, only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day
Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day. Ahmed says, 'Look at your sign, . It says, 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support. Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family.
Now look at my sign.'So Hamid looks and Ahmed 's sign reads:

'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan!'
:)

4 comments:

Ubaid said...

lol.....

thank God you didn't upload anything related to politics subah sawairay :p

Desert Mystery said...

Hilarious!

Allow me to share a joke:

The British Intelligence Agency decides it’s about time to destabilize Pakistan’s economy from within after the army fails to hand over its nukes. One of its agents, a British-Pakistani named Fatima, has been given the task of printing counterfeit Pakistani currency. She gets dropped off in a base in Afghanistan and from there, under a fake identity, sneaks into NWFP and makes her way towards Karachi. She sets up her shop in the outskirts of Karachi. Soon, she is printing counterfeit money in large loads and her agents are distributing it all over.

One day, by mistake, she prints a 15-rupee note. She decides to try it on a dumb shop-keeper in her neighborhood. She goes to him and says, "Kasim Bhai, I badly need change for this 15 rupee. Could you help, please!". Kasim looks at the note for a while. Then he says, 'Ok, but I will give you 1 rupee less." "No problem", says Fatima.

Kasim goes inside with that 15-rupee note and returns with two 7-rupee notes!

AMIT said...

Hahaha nice to read this early morning chuckles.

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brok3n said...

haha. damnnnn....we're not needed anywhere =/