August 11, 2009

Dear Q,

Thank you for your generosity in not re-stealing your Ontarian toothpaste. I likes it much-much. When you come to my house, you may steal my Amreekan bubble-bath. Know, that with this grand gesture, you have truly proved yourself worthy of my wonderful cousin. I shall remember you atleast twice-a-day, every-day.

Much love,

Xeb-the-toothpaste-thief

19 comments:

Ubaid said...

hahahahahah taubaaaaaaaa hai ... aap typical pakistani ho gayee ho :p

Xeb said...

Err, typical Pakistanis steal toothpaste?!?!

Salman Latif said...

Lol :D

Ali said...

they steal/want any thing they like :)

Deepak Iyer said...

You just let out the secret of your white, beautiful teeth (and .. ahem .. body odour)

And does anyone's name in your family begin with a normal letter ?

Xeb said...

Beautiful white teeth I do have, but how do you manage to infer (most incorrectly) that I have BO?

And I think Q is a perfectly normal letter!

Deepak Iyer said...

I do not explain myself :) seriously, you didn't get how i inferred that ??

Q is normal, to each his own.

Xeb said...

*hehe*

I just did. And I blame the sleepiness for my dim-wit! :P

Deepak Iyer said...

I don't :)

Xeb said...

Incidentally, weren't you supposed to be on an internet deprived road trip across Amreeka while mourning the impending marriage of Rakhiji?

Deepak Iyer said...

I am in the passenger seat, hence, you are being the victim here :)
And I am far from the mountains, nearing your east coast. So my phone is being an accomplice.

I was never mourning the wedding. Rakhiji couldn't have gotten a better groom than Elesh. You are just jealous :D

Xeb said...

I'm getting somewhat used to being your victim, passenger seat aside! :P And when you touch the corners of Manhattan (if you do) please pay homage to the city on my behalf! :)

Deepak Iyer said...

Oh yeah, you are one of the kids who run around with the I heart NY badge.
I sure will.
Anything else ?

I just realized, John Abraham in a movie about that city, must be like heaven.

Deepak Iyer said...

Apologies. No disrespect meant, I don't like cities too much :)

Xeb said...

In theory, yes. In practice the movie was kinda icky. A fabulous review be here:

http://tinseltownspeople.blogspot.com/

Deepak Iyer said...

I haven't seen it yet, but I can believe you.

But yes, one of my goals on the trip is to discover what the hype about NY is about. Sadly, I think I have already made up my mind not to like it. I really hope I am proved wrong :)

Hani Taha Salim said...

hai!! my poor bechara busband was trying to salvage his precious stock of TO toothpaste-he's quite possessive about those btw..the only thing he's possessive about mind you!! otherwise you may have noted he be quite the gentleman.

anyhoo lovely to hv you around. cant wait to see you next in your new apt me hopes.

H. - a perfectly normal common alphabet

Ali said...

H, from class of 2008?

Ubaid said...

well karachi key log aisay hi hotay hain :p :p


(now xeb is going to dantifyyy me on discriminating and write about how people discriminate) :p :p *evil laugh* gusa mat kerna ;)